Well The SS has gotten my name onto there checklist. they manually went through my checked bag at the airport without my knowledge or consent. Maybe this website isn't such a good idea. and don't give me that crap about random searches. They are well organized ransakings and I grudgingly admire their skilled take over of this country.
The New Terrorists
Liberal Garbage
Tom Ridge and the Department of Homeland Security seem a lot like terrorists to me. Not just liberal garbage, read the definition of terrorist:
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Terrorist: n.
One that engages in acts or an act of threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies, often for ideological or political reasons."
Maybe it's me but that seems to hit the nail on the head.
Piece by piece analysis
Threatened use of force: Terror alert system
Person: Tom Ridge
Organized Group: Dept. Homeland Security
People or Property: The States
Intimidating or Coercing Societies: Stay home, lock your windows and doors, vote Republican
Idoleological or political reasons: Republican Party, Protestant Christianity
Tom Ridge and The Dept. of Homeland Security engage in this, ergo, they must be...
This Just In: God Has Sense of Humor
Coastline Quake
At a time when the powers of evil have declared terror throughout the states, the Almighty has decided to mess with us. Thats right, a high duration rolling style earthquake originating in San Simeon. However by the time the quake hit LA and SF, and the surrounding area, it could only be felt by those in highrise buildings. EVERY person interviewed on the streets from highrise buildings has uttered the words "high alert," "Tom Ridge," "ran the hell out," or "Department of Homeland Security." Well placed Lord, well placed. Good to see at least one person in power has a sense of humor.
It appears the United States SS (translation of the department of Homeland Security) has declared another week of terror threats. You know, I wouldn't feel so threatened if they would stop shoving this shit down our throats. I know the SS feels it need to warn of us of impending threats. All I know is that I am getting on that plane on Tuesday and I will not be worried. OK I said it. Ship me off to Guantanomo. I know longer believe what the SS tells me. As crazy as that sounds I don't. You know what? fuck the SS. We have breaking news from the onion- this is just off the wire- the president had deployed thousands of vowels to war stricken Bosnia. The cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grznc will receive the first wave of letters. Over 75,000 to be deployed. More to follow.
Well I am here in the hornet's nest of fascist activity- that is central Louisiana. Much to my dismay I recently learned that a local group of ultra conservative Baptist zealots have seized control of the local government as well as the local colleges school board. They have begun the process on banning various "inappropriate" books. Apparently they are "profane". What is this bullshit. This country, for the past 200+ years has thrived on the idea of freedom of speech, and freedom of the press. I am afraid we approach an unavoidable new dark age. Fasten your seatbelts, and find a new blog because I fear this will be shut down in the near future. Pardon spelling errors- crappy windows 95 to blame
