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DPRM The Democratic Party Resuscitation Movement

We wish to revive the Democratic Party, so that we won't continue to move towards a Republican-controlled totalitarian government.

Sunday, December 21, 2003

It appears the United States SS (translation of the department of Homeland Security) has declared another week of terror threats. You know, I wouldn't feel so threatened if they would stop shoving this shit down our throats. I know the SS feels it need to warn of us of impending threats. All I know is that I am getting on that plane on Tuesday and I will not be worried. OK I said it. Ship me off to Guantanomo. I know longer believe what the SS tells me. As crazy as that sounds I don't. You know what? fuck the SS. We have breaking news from the onion- this is just off the wire- the president had deployed thousands of vowels to war stricken Bosnia. The cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grznc will receive the first wave of letters. Over 75,000 to be deployed. More to follow.

posted by Anonymous  # 8:07 PM

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